User:The guy 2 da left says

"On a pale horse the man's name was death"-Bible

Hello my name is TG2DLS you can call meh Guy or K4v17V(thats Kalvin my parents were drunk when they named me).I used to live in Racoon city,until people started to eat other people I asked mom why they were doing that she said there going mad for Black Friday.We only stayed there untill four people came and took us,it was a girl(she looked like she was in college.),an old man(looked like he came from the Vietnam War),a black guy(he was wearing his office clothes),and a biker dude.They all took us to Area 51,there we met a russian,an american,a german doctor,and a japanese.We ate special meat that tasted like human tissue,after that they drenched my mom and dad in blood and barbeque sauce and threw 'em out,that night I kept on hearing screams like someone was getting mauled.The end.

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